Smoki O's - Tapas for Smokers

I am fed up with the anti smoking nazi's that exist all over the world..... whilst lighting up in the doorway of a bar and being frowned at by some twit, I came up with the following idea...

SMOKI O's - Tapas for Smokers
An environment for smokers to be left in peace.

Simple concept: Good food and excellent booze for smokers.

Smokers are charged a cover charge of say GBP10.00.

For that they can choose from a range of cigarettes available at the bar and from a range of tapas regularly brought out from the kitchen. The fags and tapas are included in the cover charge.

All drinks are charged to the customer at the normal going rate.

Good ventilation, good reading material, great TV/DVD programming - NO SPORT!!

Non smokers..... YOU are simply not welcome. Go elsewhere with your attitudes and views. We are tired of you... Oh yes, before I forget.... pretentious smelly cigar smokers - you are not welcome either.

Heaven...... I think I will do it!


Health warning - I am very aware of the potential dangers of smoking, just as I am aware of the dangers of driving, flying, crossing the road, climbing stairs, eating and even drinking tap water. So SHUT up!!